I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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