This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
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