why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Your penis caused this!
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