and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
birth control should be required to get into college
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
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She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
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If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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