i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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