Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
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I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
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someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
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