Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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