What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
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