Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
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Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
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It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
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