They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
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