i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
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