I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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