I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
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you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
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I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
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