wat bout pragnant strippers??
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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