wat bout pragnant strippers??
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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