The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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