It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
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I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
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Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids