I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Maybe he injected his testicle?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.