you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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