I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
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you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
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You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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