ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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