I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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