No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
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