He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
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I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
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He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.