ADVERTISEMENT

• (951): View more from California

  Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.

  Fav 64 5252 1192

  share tweet
  

• (281): View more from Texas

  Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him

  (1-281): View more from Texas

  college has opened so many doors for you

  Fav 44 4769 1102

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (352): View more from Florida

  I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5

  Fav 51 6002 1077

  share tweet
  

• (818): View more from California

  Finally jerked of with a banana peel.

  Fav 27 1692 4842

  share tweet
  
• 

  Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (309): View more from Illinois

  it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...

  Fav 23 6489 1509

  share tweet
  

• (330): View more from Ohio

  giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.

  Fav 12 1761 5580

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (206): View more from Washington

  obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.

  Fav 6 3286 1084

  share tweet
  

• (623): View more from Arizona

  No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"

  Fav 16 1786 980

  share tweet
  

• (248): View more from Michigan

  Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?

  (1-248): View more from Michigan

  Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup

  Fav 0 753 1131

  share tweet
  
• 

  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (778): View more from British Columbia

  He should be castrated

  (604): View more from British Columbia

  Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons

  Fav 7 831 1240

  share tweet
  

• (907): View more from Alaska

  Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge

  Fav 2 978 653

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (757): View more from Virginia

  Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.

  (931): View more from Tennessee

  Rodger that.

  Fav 3 702 414

  share tweet
  

• (954): View more from Florida

  I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.

  Fav 7 1473 465

  share tweet
  

• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.

  Fav 0 147 7

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (254): View more from Texas

  I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks

  Fav 2 72 14

  share tweet
  

Randomize