Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(905): View more from Toronto

In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.

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(516): View more from New York

Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love

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(516): View more from New York

That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.

(1-516): View more from New York

yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.

(516): View more from New York

Do you have to put it that way?

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.

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(971): View more from Oregon

I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed

(425): View more from Washington

Yeah, that sounds like my life.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"

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(702): View more from Nevada

She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...

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