we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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