just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
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He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
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I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I had to cum in my sink.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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