Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
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We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
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Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
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