yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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