he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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