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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I don't remember. Are we still dating?

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• (254): View more from Texas

  There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.

  (732): View more from New Jersey

  sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"

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• (607): View more from New York

  I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.

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• (707): View more from California

  drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.

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• (916): View more from California

  Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.

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