Pregnant stripper...not hot.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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