Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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