we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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