would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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