I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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