what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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