i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
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It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
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He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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