I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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