it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
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Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
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No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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