They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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