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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
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just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
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We have started to decorate penises.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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