Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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