I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
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dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
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Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
He's on the porch naked. Help.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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