I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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