Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
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Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
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I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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