I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Randomize
