A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
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