Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
either way he was missing a nipple.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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