Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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