I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
You're my little dorito
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
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weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
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So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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