There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
