he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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