i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
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The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
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He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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