Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
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Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
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The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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