Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
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What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
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I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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