They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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