I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Randomize
