Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I will pee on everything he values.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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